Porn producer Alexia (Laura Reilly) sends her assistant Max (Michael Brent) to an apartment building to find out why her brother/building caretaker/conveniently mute Christi (Taylor Caldwell) is skulking around and falling for male tenants. Max falls for him instead.
I finally found it. The film that broke me. I caught this on a streaming service, and once it was over, I had a new WORST FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN. This is laughable garbage that I don't have the energy to cover in depth. I thought about retiring from film criticism, if not film watching, because this film may have made me dumber and I needed to crack open some books and try to revitalize my brain cells again. No, you know what? I'm not going to let this film beat me. I can be stronger than this film. Watch it, and tell me this isn't the worst film ever made, from the acting and plot, to the final twist that had me laughing through my tears. Watch it now. I dare you.
