Sunday, August 3, 2025

New Rose Hotel (1998)

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Abel Ferrara, the loose cannon director behind such fare as "Ms .45" and "Bad Lieutenant" finds time to make his worst film.

Based on a William Gibson short story, X (Willem Dafoe) and Fox (Christopher Walken) are hired to lure scientist Hiroshi (Yoshitaka Amano) from one giant corporation to another. Promised one hundred million dollars, the duo hire Sandii (Asia Argento) to seduce Hiroshi from his wife and job, and take up with the competition. To complicate matters, X and Sandii begin having feelings for one another while the physically handicapped Fox can only look on from the sidelines, perhaps jealous of the both of them. Sandii succeeds in her endeavor, but things go awry after some shocking murders, and X begins tracing his memories to find out what happened.

Believe me, the plot summary is the most exciting thing about this dull film. Not many can accuse Ferrara of ever making something boring, but he did here. The film opens and immediately the viewer will think they came in on the middle of the story. For most of the first third of the film, I had no idea what was going on. I watched, even took notes, but Ferrara refuses to let his audience in on the plot. As I deciphered what was happening, the plot lurched forward until the final quarter of the film. X is now a resident of the title hotel, one of those Japanese hotels where everyone sleeps in tiny cubby holes. Then, and I am not exaggerating, Ferrara spends at least twenty minutes in flashback to the first hour of the film. If it did not make sense the first time around, it sure didn't with the flashback. Ferrara shows us important clues that X should have caught, knowing Sandii may not be all that she was. Do you know what? The audience sort of figures this out anyway, especially with a cast this small. The flashback is a padded, tacked-on sequence. It is as if Ferrara knew he had nothing here, and wanted to use smoke and mirrors to boost the comprehension level. It does not work. Walken and Dafoe are okay, they are not given enough characterization. They do improvise plenty, what else can you do with these shallow parts? Dafoe tries to ad lib with Argento, but the actress gamely sticks to the script, trying to say her line as Dafoe plays with his dialogue. Annabella Sciorra has a cameo that makes no sense, as does famed composer and actor Ryuichi Sakamoto.

Usually Ferrara's work earns a cult following, but I had never heard of this film until I saw it on a video rental shelf. It is so bad, there were no critics' quotes on the box that I saw, trying to make this sound better than it is. Throw in underwhelmingly cheap special effects, and Ferrara's silly video camera surveillance shots, and "New Rose Hotel" is one loser of a film recommended to Ferrara fans, and insomniacs.

Stats:
(1998) 93 min. (2/10)
-Directed by Abel Ferrara
-Screenplay by Abel Ferrara & Christ Zois based on the short story by William Gibson
-Cast: Christopher Walken, Willem Dafoe, Asia Argento, Yoshitaka Amano, Annabella Sciorra, John Lurie, Gretchen Mol, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Victor Argo, Phil Neilson, Ken Kelsch, Kimmy Suzuki, Miou
(R)
Media Viewed: Home Video

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