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Lukas Haas, the little kid from "Witness," was all grown up and taking some serious adult roles. "Johns" is his film, and he does a great job here.
David Arquette plays John, who will be turning 21 on Christmas Day. He is a hustler who is looking to spend his birthday in a fancy L.A. hotel. Haas is his best friend, the new guy working the street. His father is a doctor, but kicked him out for being gay. Most of the film concerns John's efforts to collect money he owes a drug dealer. His shoes are stolen in the opening moments of the film, and we find out that was where he stashed his cash. This opening also sets up a failed, forced surprise ending. The film's sparse plot meanders through John's encounters, some with other men named John, hence the film's title, until the end. Haas and Arquette are ready to leave for Branson, Missouri on a bus but Arquette wants to do "one last date." You can probably see where that is going.
The film has enough quirky characters to make a "Northern Exposure" fan drool: Richard Kind is a kind hotel clerk, Keith David is a mysterious homeless man, John C. McGinley is a Hollywood producer, Arliss Howard is a stuttering Bible beater, Elliott Gould plays a rich client, and John's drug dealing nemesis cannot add or subtract. All of these actors have little quirks and tics that I think the film maker wanted us to find endearing. You only have sympathy for Haas, so I felt the film wasted too much time showing us all the other scenes. Arquette is five years too old for this role, and except for Haas, everyone goes through the motions of a story that liberally borrows from "Midnight Cowboy." The film wants to make a moral point, but try to have fun doing it at the same time, and this does not work. Silver's direction is better than his script, and you have to give him credit for coming up with one of the most eclectic soundtracks I have ever heard, but eventually the film fails both Haas, and us.
If you want to see a real film about street children, watch the documentary "Streetwise" or the Brazilian film "Pixote." Those films make "Johns" look like "Sesame Street."
Stats:
(1996) 96 min. (4/10)
-Written and Directed by Scott Silver
-Cast: Lucas Haas, David Arquette, Richard Kind, John C. McGinley, Elliott Gould, Keith David, Arliss Howard, Wilson Cruz, Tony Epper, Sydney Lassick, Joshua Schaefer, Chris Gartin, Ruth Silver
(R)
Media Viewed: Home Video
